is it a trick? or do u get hit in the head with a glue stick?

me and shoshi were sitting in class (i sit next to her) and we put some  random bookmark in his desk and he threw it at sumone and on his desk was his  grade  and i started laughing at tyler's D on his reading log  and we were like look in ur desk! and he took all his stuff out  and was like theres  nothing and were like keep looking its down  further in the desk then william hit him in the head with a glue stick and he kept looking in his desk for like 30 minutes and there was nothing ahaha and then he went to pack out and  i put a  note in his desk saying "ahaha loser u  looked through ur desk for 30 minutes!" ..he threw it back at me..then in my afternoon class i was like I  WANNA GO HOME! and my teachers like go ahead and im like okay and she  locked me out and i started knocking and was like WAIT I NEED MAPQUEST DIRECTIONS! and she said well i can give u directions tothe principals  office and im like nah im good.. and she almost   sent me to ms.cookes D: ahhaha i behave so "well" at school dontcha think?

demented faces!!!!!!!!!!

ahhaah one of da coaches

 random dude

noah

 kayla

 victoria

 coach mitch

 lauren

  rawr!! i will eat you

  your welcome kirstie!

 ahahahaahahah

unicorn ninja alert!!

warning there has been a report my unicorn abe has been kidnapped..help! the NINJAS took him :( and  they  ripped off abes beard this is what he looks like now ^  theres making a magical ninja unicorn army! they've been robbing kansas and australia for their unicorns! they've been turning them in to ninjas we must find abe!!!  he misses the magical white house of unicorns :(

ditched at giant (nubbish parents fault)

one time my dad took me and my friend to giant,and yeah we  ran  around the store   like idiots  and he  bought like food..and like an hour later we realized  that he ditched us there(wat a nub) but he left his cell phone in the candy iyell or whatever haha i cant spell. since he wuz an  idiot and left his cell phone there we cudnt  callhimmso we had to walk home on main roads   the cops asked if we were homeless ahahaha and we like  YES! definatly thats why we have cell phones.then he like followed us home it wuz creepy but i accidently  dropped my dads phone in da middle of the street  ehh OOPS! .well hes the one that ditched us  in giant and left his phone  so  HIS FAULT! when we  were getting close to home i almost got  hit by a car  fun right?? woo. and the cop car  kept following us so we screamed really loud then ran  inside. my dad said  he forgot he had  kid's and i called  hima nub and then said "hey by the way i broke ur fone"then we locked ourselfs in the  computer room

im a ninja!!!

one time at school me and my friend eliana were in the hall to get water and these 4h graders were walking by and i started doing ninja moves and they look at me weird and one of them tried to act like me and im like UR NOT A NINJA! and did this cool butterfly thing with my hands!  then they just  walked away laughing..nubbish little 4th graders!! when they gonna learn ninja skills?. and when i went back to class i almost walked in da wrong class  but  when i got  back  the teacher was like WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? and i said "practicing my ninja skills!" and shes like DONT INTURUPT MY CLASS! GO SIT DOWN!  NOW! 

JESSIE!!!!!!!!!

One day my dad invited my little cousin jessie over. It was my birthday so we went out for dinner at the japanese steak house. when we got there we were seated next to these two buisness men... at first it was nice but then jessie screamed "I WANT MY FOOD NOW!".........now at the japanese steak house they cook infront of u so there was a chef there he thought it was funny how demanding jessie was so he started laughing, well jessica didnt think it was funny she got mad and yelled "stop that" at him. then he has this thing its like a prank ketchap bottle he points it at u and a red string pops out making it look like he squarted ketchap at you so he squarted it at jessie who then started crying thinking that he squarted ketchap on her............finally when we got our food jessie didnt want a piece so she threw it back in the pile that had food for the rest of the people.......buisness men leave......

Happy new years!

well im sure alotta you  saw the ball drop at midnight right?  too bad jb wasnt on it (i bet you  all wish that)   justin bieber  must DIE! next year imma call the hosts up  and be like put justin  bieber on the ball  or ill sue u! and a buncha ppl set  off fireworks in ma neiborhood at midnight. and at like 4 in the morning i accidently let my dog outta the house.he wuz running round the neiborhood barking like  an idiot for about an hour..i guess hes not gonna get any less crazy  this year...nubbish chase!!! hahaah k peace